It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
