Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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