HIV tests are more positive than that guy
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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