haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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