Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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