At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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