11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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