If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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