Me. At least after what I've been through.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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