brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
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