We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
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