Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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