Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
i dont even know how to be here
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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