i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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