There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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