just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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