I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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