with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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