why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
now i know why i became what i already was.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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