What a fucking waste of an outfit
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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