TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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