dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Randomize
