Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
