can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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