i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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