White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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