So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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