WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Randomize