I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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