google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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