I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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