): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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