we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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