I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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