My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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