it wasn't lemon gatorade
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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