I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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