You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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