Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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