I think I just saw someone hide a body.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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