Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
