oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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