with your own penis?
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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