STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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