We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
