dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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