can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
try to milk me bitch
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