I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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