I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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