The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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