I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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