Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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