I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
People in love make me want to vomit
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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