is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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