being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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