thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
420 ftw
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
It was a blind-side dick pic.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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